Arnold Schwarzenegger once got pelted with an egg by a heckler and he simply asked for "more protein!"
The key to winning comebacks is positive misinterpretation.
Like everything else in game, after a point this will come to you naturally as you gain bantering experience, until then watch the comedians and TV shows already mentioned. I also enjoy reading repartee jokes & anecdotes and one of my favorites is this one:
The key to winning comebacks is positive misinterpretation.
Like everything else in game, after a point this will come to you naturally as you gain bantering experience, until then watch the comedians and TV shows already mentioned. I also enjoy reading repartee jokes & anecdotes and one of my favorites is this one:
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Traveling on a train in New York, Horace Greeley (editor, NY Tribune), observed a fellow passenger reading the Sun. Always interested to discover what made people buy the rival newspaper, Greeley asked "Don't you read the Tribune?"
"I do," replied the other man, "but I use it to wipe my arse with!"
"Keep it up," said Greeley, "and soon you'll have more brains in your arse than you do in your head."