[Tailgunner]

"My vibrator is dead"
"Fuck off."
Worst.
Text.
Game.
Ever.
I wish I knew how to embed video...and find a clip of a guy coming in for a layup but bounces the ball off his ankle and into the crowd.
Aggression works much better in the bedroom...
Not when a girl is virtually spreading her thighs for you via text.
Ease up on the "alpha aloofness"...just a tad.