The Overview
I will be following The Roosh Program, specifically the 200 approaches, and recording it here. I will be doing this in a slightly unconventional way, as I will amass these initial approaches through the social settings known as Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous. Perhaps you’ve never attended a meeting, but they’re actually quite fun and, dare I say, a bit addictive. I’m a great public speaker and completely sober, so this medium is actually designed perfectly for me. And it isn’t like these are uncharted waters, both of these 12 step programs also have an unofficial 13th step, which urban dictionary defines as “the efforts of an old timer who tries to screw a newcomer or someone with less than a year of sobriety.” A lot of people who do this, sadly, are average frustrated chumps who attempt to ply the poor addicts with the drug of their choice, threatening their recovery for some pussy. I’m an honorable man, I would never hurt a girl in order to get my dick wet. It isn’t even necessary, they’re fucking addicts, and addicted to fucking just as much as rum or cocaine.
The Plan
I will be attending at least five meetings every week, and logging the time, the location (which I will not reveal here, obviously), and the number of people in the following categories: HP (Has Penis), WNB, and WB. Within a short amount of time I will be able to identify which meetings are worth attending, and which ones are a bunch of old guys jerking each other off. I will be dressed well and fairly social while I am scouting good meetings, but not necessarily doing any approaches. There are many people who attend certain meetings with a religious fervor, and it would not be wise to demonstrate my intentions immediately. Once I’ve built a rapport, this will no longer be an issue, as these are social events.
The Culture
You may be thinking to yourself “Wow Honorable Man, I never really considered attending meetings as a way to Game women, but now I see that it is essentially hitting on women at the bar or club, except these girls would never actually be in a bar or club because they’re in recovery”, and you would be exactly correct. But maybe you’ve never had the need to attend a meeting and don’t already have the wealth of experience that I will draw on through this process. Fortunately I am here to help you. Here is a simple summary of the differences in culture, but I’m simply going to help you get to your first meeting and make it out alive. First, don’t attend a closed meeting or one with any specific restrictions. A closed meeting is only for alcoholics/addicts and you may be required to share, which is not a good idea for your first time. You simply want to obey and observe. Ideally you want to find a large group that meets either in the afternoon on a weekday or the early evening of a weekend. There will be lots of people there, and many regulars who will spend the entire hour talking shit. You might even enjoy yourself, there will almost always be one very charismatic speaker who used to drink vodka or snort heroin until he shit himself. Don’t say anything when they ask if anyone is at their very first meeting, you should just observe first. When everyone recites something as a group, simply open your mouth and silently say “watermelon” until everyone is done talking. You’ll learn the actual words soon enough. And that’s enough to get your foot in the door.
The Summary
There are girls everywhere, but sometimes we go to certain locations in order to meet them. I’m not asking you to quit alcohol or weed or whatever you enjoy (although I have and I am glad I did), I’m just asking you to consider that there is a place you can go to meet women who have very few experiences with men of quality and character. You can be the guy who is a positive influence on her, simply by putting your penis inside of her various holes without trying to get her intoxicated first. And isn’t that essentially what life is all about? Finally, NA women tend to be crazier in bed and skinnier, while AA women tend to be slightly more stable and generally more attractive.
Once the goal of this thread is accomplished, I will no longer be a newbie and will repost my findings in the Game forum as a datasheet.
I will be following The Roosh Program, specifically the 200 approaches, and recording it here. I will be doing this in a slightly unconventional way, as I will amass these initial approaches through the social settings known as Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous. Perhaps you’ve never attended a meeting, but they’re actually quite fun and, dare I say, a bit addictive. I’m a great public speaker and completely sober, so this medium is actually designed perfectly for me. And it isn’t like these are uncharted waters, both of these 12 step programs also have an unofficial 13th step, which urban dictionary defines as “the efforts of an old timer who tries to screw a newcomer or someone with less than a year of sobriety.” A lot of people who do this, sadly, are average frustrated chumps who attempt to ply the poor addicts with the drug of their choice, threatening their recovery for some pussy. I’m an honorable man, I would never hurt a girl in order to get my dick wet. It isn’t even necessary, they’re fucking addicts, and addicted to fucking just as much as rum or cocaine.
The Plan
I will be attending at least five meetings every week, and logging the time, the location (which I will not reveal here, obviously), and the number of people in the following categories: HP (Has Penis), WNB, and WB. Within a short amount of time I will be able to identify which meetings are worth attending, and which ones are a bunch of old guys jerking each other off. I will be dressed well and fairly social while I am scouting good meetings, but not necessarily doing any approaches. There are many people who attend certain meetings with a religious fervor, and it would not be wise to demonstrate my intentions immediately. Once I’ve built a rapport, this will no longer be an issue, as these are social events.
The Culture
You may be thinking to yourself “Wow Honorable Man, I never really considered attending meetings as a way to Game women, but now I see that it is essentially hitting on women at the bar or club, except these girls would never actually be in a bar or club because they’re in recovery”, and you would be exactly correct. But maybe you’ve never had the need to attend a meeting and don’t already have the wealth of experience that I will draw on through this process. Fortunately I am here to help you. Here is a simple summary of the differences in culture, but I’m simply going to help you get to your first meeting and make it out alive. First, don’t attend a closed meeting or one with any specific restrictions. A closed meeting is only for alcoholics/addicts and you may be required to share, which is not a good idea for your first time. You simply want to obey and observe. Ideally you want to find a large group that meets either in the afternoon on a weekday or the early evening of a weekend. There will be lots of people there, and many regulars who will spend the entire hour talking shit. You might even enjoy yourself, there will almost always be one very charismatic speaker who used to drink vodka or snort heroin until he shit himself. Don’t say anything when they ask if anyone is at their very first meeting, you should just observe first. When everyone recites something as a group, simply open your mouth and silently say “watermelon” until everyone is done talking. You’ll learn the actual words soon enough. And that’s enough to get your foot in the door.
The Summary
There are girls everywhere, but sometimes we go to certain locations in order to meet them. I’m not asking you to quit alcohol or weed or whatever you enjoy (although I have and I am glad I did), I’m just asking you to consider that there is a place you can go to meet women who have very few experiences with men of quality and character. You can be the guy who is a positive influence on her, simply by putting your penis inside of her various holes without trying to get her intoxicated first. And isn’t that essentially what life is all about? Finally, NA women tend to be crazier in bed and skinnier, while AA women tend to be slightly more stable and generally more attractive.
Once the goal of this thread is accomplished, I will no longer be a newbie and will repost my findings in the Game forum as a datasheet.