I was annoyed with a girl being proud of the number of guys she has fucked. Told her that the lifestyle she is living is filthy and that I would not be able to justify dating her. She immediately went off and screamed "don't slut shame me!" I gave her a look of bewilderment and then just started busting out laughing. Her facial expression made my night.
Reporter: What keeps you awake at night?
General James "Mad Dog" Mattis: Nothing, I keep other people awake at night.
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