Quote: (04-14-2015 01:40 PM)rpg Wrote:
All these conditions fade over time to the rising need for money. I know a woman with 3 kids from different dads who just married a diabetic with a dead dick because he has a great job.
"Diabetic with a dead dick" has to be one of the most hilarious uses of alliteration I've ever come across. I'm tempted to give you a rep point for poetic genius, but I assume someone would come down on me for being frivolous with rep points.
It would be funny as hell to write a song with that title, or put out a POF profile using that phrase: "I might be a diabetic with a dead dick, but I have a heart of gold."
I have a morbidly obese brother and if he gets yet another warning from his doctor about his glucose levels, I'm using this phrase on him. I can't even type from laughing so hard.