I've thought about this a lot while drinking. Suppose you could control your destiny and you were able to choose how you will die. What would you choose?
for me:
I would like to be 85 years old and have a Viagra induced heart attack mid-orgasm while rawdoging a 22 year old coked-out stripper in Colombia. I'd prefer my body to be thrown in a dumpster since funerals are the worst return on investment known to man.
What about you?
for me:
I would like to be 85 years old and have a Viagra induced heart attack mid-orgasm while rawdoging a 22 year old coked-out stripper in Colombia. I'd prefer my body to be thrown in a dumpster since funerals are the worst return on investment known to man.
What about you?