My first date is always to the shooting range. I have a membership so its cheap. I start her off with a 9mm, then move up to a .45 cal. Then, i break out my 870 super mag and load it with a rifled slug. I let her take the first shot because it will kick her ass. Then, I unload the magazine without difficulty and that makes the water fall. She realizes I have power and am a physical force. Get bangs from the shooting range very easily.
Reporter: What keeps you awake at night?
General James "Mad Dog" Mattis: Nothing, I keep other people awake at night.
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