Her; "We should be friends"
Him: "Yeah, I agree. Bartender - another beer? Thanks."
Her: "One for me?"
Him: "Huh?"
Her: "Aren't you going to order one for me too? I thought we were friends?"
Him: "We are. My friends buy their own drinks."
Her: "Wha? So rude!"
Him: "Rude? You wanted to be friends, but didn't even ask me. If I needed a friend I'd get a dog."
Him: "Yeah, I agree. Bartender - another beer? Thanks."
Her: "One for me?"
Him: "Huh?"
Her: "Aren't you going to order one for me too? I thought we were friends?"
Him: "We are. My friends buy their own drinks."
Her: "Wha? So rude!"
Him: "Rude? You wanted to be friends, but didn't even ask me. If I needed a friend I'd get a dog."