[JoyStick]

I have two dogs. Dogs are awesome and I love them, but honestly they have cockblocked me more than they helped me with game. They are needy and time consuming. No going out straight from work, I have to let my dogs out and make sure they're okay first. No sleeping over at a bitch's crib. No spontaneous weekend road trips. But if you do want dogs, two is definitely better than one. It helps with their separation anxiety.