You want a good undergrad major and career? Try becoming a Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist. This will require a BSc of some kind or bachelors of nursing. Then you go to nursing school to become an NA. You can make six figures starting out, and your job is never going to be outsourced. In nursing school you will have a deep pool of punani you can tap into, and being an NA is fairly no homo, to the extent you're worried about this stuff. Nursing school is 2 years I think.
Another option is physician assistant. However, for both of these you need to be somewhat decent at science.
Both options will give you good quality of life (you're not an MD on call) and a decent salary.
Another option is physician assistant. However, for both of these you need to be somewhat decent at science.
Both options will give you good quality of life (you're not an MD on call) and a decent salary.