[Mufasa]

Yo whats crackin yall,

I recently dropped a post in http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-42036.html

after doing so I began to question the purpose of that thread and determined that it more on less was to laugh at beta moments of others so I thought it would be a humorous idea have a thread to our own personal failure. So now welcoming the.....

"Great Moments In Beta Hook Up History"

Inspired by the dave chapelle sketch: "Great Moments in Hook Up History"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHbqUb6cww[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHbqUb6cww

(^^^anyone want to tell me how to do this properly im straight up catching an L on trying to embed the video)


Its basically for us all to laugh at that blue pill dude we all used to be; to celebrate the death of our extreme bitchassness we all used to be capable of!
Im sure all of us can recall the cluelessness to IOIs, the lack of knowledge and confidence to escalate, fear of approaching, and just general dipshitness we employed before stumbling upon some random blog that introduced us to the red pill.
With this thread hopefully we can all take some time to reflect on our improvements from our lowest points in our personal hookup histories and of course get a good laugh. I know I personally have a long way to go in my game development but with what I know now I am very proud of how much I have improved and Im sure yall are of yourselves as well.

Some quick rules:
1) attach a link to the blog post that turned you to the red pill if you can remember it; if not just the blog will do; if not that then fuck me right??!?!?
2) general time of when you went red pill
3) type as many stories of your "old you" as you want lol

I'll go first:


Blog Post: Your seed is gold by LaidNYC
Time of red Pill: October 2013

Senior Prom
That night her, we'll call her "Molly", and I were voted female and male athletes of the year respectively and we proceeded to bump and grind the whole night away. Upon leaving prom we boarded the party bus to head to the after party when Molly's best friend texts her....*Spidey senses start tingling*


almost exactly what her backside looked like, 6ft+ volleyball girl with a flat chest and cute face--not beautiful or "pretty" but "cute"

Molly informs me that her best friend has had an awful prom and is home crying--a little back story they were best friends their whole life but the other girl has a nasty tendency to ruin Molly's fun times. Prior to going to prom I had told Molly that her BF was going to try to ruin it. I swam with her BF--she sucked ass--and she HATED sharing Molly. So Molly tells me that she has to go home and console her BF to which I agree to reluctantly.
We get to the after party house where I try to convince her to come inside to no avail so instead we walk to my car and drive her home. We arrive at her house and I walk her to the door and I'm thinking, "yo im about to get some smooches" but im nervous as fuck, like I remember feeling like a fucking stiff. We get to her door and I grab her shoulders and say, "I really enjoyed tonight..." "me too!" she fires back. In my head im like "fuck this is it!!" and then...




SURPRISE BITCH!!!! SHE STICKS HER FUCKING HAND OUT FOR A HAND SHAKE!! Fucking shit i felt like such a square lol. I dont remember what I said but man it had to be some mumbo-jumbo scared ass shit; if I had been white I would have been fucking as pale as a ghost--thats exactly how it felt...
I shook her hand and turned around and walked away with my tail between my legs and went home.

I still fail more often than succeed but GAHHHHHDAMN it feels good not to be that scrub anymore.

So what stories do yall got? lets do this thing