[Alexanderthelarge]

As per the title, this thread will be about feigning sickness to your doctor to get an Mc (medical certificate)

I've gotten 7 days mc when I went to the accident and emergency because 'my back hurts and I heard my bone crack while deadlifting' I yelled in pain when the doctor performed the stiff legged hamstring test (to check for slip disc) and got referred to an orthopedic.

Other excuses I've used.
- chest pain
- headache
- numbeness in my leg
- stomachache
- burning sensation when I urinate
- cramp in the neck
- couldn't sleep last night
- vomiting
- allergies
- fell down the stairs
- slipped and fell in the shower

What illnesses have you feigned to get an mc?