28 years of banging has taught me a lot about women, but especially the fact that any form of special snowflake hair colouring, which she believes shows the world her unique individualism - achieved by buying mass market off-the-shelf hair dye from her local chemist - is a huge red flag for mental problems similar enough between women from vastly-different backgrounds to be almost mundane in their predictability.
Bang them at your peril. I'd entirely sworn off them by about 28. When you reach your forties, they're the single mom's who think they're still hip and cool by rocking a Pink-style cut.
Bang them at your peril. I'd entirely sworn off them by about 28. When you reach your forties, they're the single mom's who think they're still hip and cool by rocking a Pink-style cut.