[Tuthmosis]

I'm not one to pass along articles willy-nilly, but I thought the guys on here would appreciate this one:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41769652

Highlights:

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Man Who Ejaculated into Co-Worker's Water Bottle Convicted

A Fullerton man who secretly ejaculated twice into an attractive co-worker's water bottle -- that she later drank from -- was convicted Thursday of two counts of misdemeanor battery.

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The victim, identified as Tiffany G. in court, cried after the verdict was read and a sheriff's deputy brought her tissues. She declined comment.

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She testified that while working in Newport Beach, she left her water bottle at work on a Friday in January 2010, and when she returned on Monday, she took a swig and noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen, so she threw out the bottle.

After moving to the new office in Orange, she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. She said that after the second incident, she took the bottle to a laboratory to have it tested, because Orange police told her they could not open an investigation on speculation of a crime, and her superiors at work did not know what to do about it.