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Your funniest blue balls thread!
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Your funniest blue balls thread!

The day I lost my virginity.
Had rode a fourwheeler to her house to hang out (not old enough to drive yet).
We're in her room, door shut, slide up her skirt and start doing things. At no more than five minutes in I'm getting close, I'm about to bust and her mom opens the door.

We separate.

Her mom acts like she didn't know what's up but immediately starts making plans for us to go to her nieces bball game.

I nearly puked it hurt so bad.

To every female rant about how blue balls are a lie?
I've had them.
Yeah some guys probably just bitch to get sympathy head... but it happens for real too.
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