[Veloce]

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the dude
the man for his time and place
You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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A resident of the land of aquarius, conqueror of the Swedish acid queen, and master of falling asleep while performing everyday activities such as eating or smoking a nickel nug.

In looking up my real name, it's mostly entries from girls that have a bf with my name. "A *my name* is totally well hung and the best bf on earth, everyone loves him blah blah blah blah"