Been to one of the coed ones. The father couldn't escape it, and I felt it was my duty as his friend to be at his side and offer moral support in that dark time.
Knowing it would be all about the mother and her half-built fetus, I took a gift specifically and only for him: a bottle of good scotch.
He laughed. She plainly was not happy about it, but I think she was too surprised and afraid of looking ungrateful in front of her girlfriends that she gritted her teeth and played nice.
As one might expect, I was the only guest on the father's side. And as I should have expected, there were no hot single women there, either.
Knowing it would be all about the mother and her half-built fetus, I took a gift specifically and only for him: a bottle of good scotch.
He laughed. She plainly was not happy about it, but I think she was too surprised and afraid of looking ungrateful in front of her girlfriends that she gritted her teeth and played nice.
As one might expect, I was the only guest on the father's side. And as I should have expected, there were no hot single women there, either.