Simple question: Do you willingly go through the nuddie scanners at airports or do you opt for an enhanced pat down?
Me personally, I always opt for the pat down. It gives me a rush as an incredibly lame way to go ,"F*ck you" to the NSA and security theater.
I once did a "whoo-hoo" a la pillsberry dough boy when the NSA guy goes in on the danger zone. It was hilarious how red the guy got and how many women nearby were laughing. I was suited up too.
Me personally, I always opt for the pat down. It gives me a rush as an incredibly lame way to go ,"F*ck you" to the NSA and security theater.
I once did a "whoo-hoo" a la pillsberry dough boy when the NSA guy goes in on the danger zone. It was hilarious how red the guy got and how many women nearby were laughing. I was suited up too.