[Professor Fox]

Huffington Post Wrote:

30 Rules For Boyfriends From Two Wise Little Girls

It's hard to argue with the authors of today's cute kid note.

Title: List Of Boyfriend Rules

Authors: Blaire (age 6) and Brooke (age 9)

Who is this mystery man? Mom says Blaire is "absolutely boy crazy" and likes to think of Justin Bieber as her future boyfriend.

However... Nine-year-old Brooke said Blaire's future bf "should be someone who is better than Bieber and not always getting in trouble."

Hence, this list.

And it's just in time for V-Day: These girls are clearly ready to graduate from messy valentines and cute but incomprehensible love poems to the relationship advice big leagues. Goodness knows plenty of people could use their help. (Psst: Has your kid written something wonderful about love and relationships? See below to find out how to submit it to us!)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/04...99043.html


They start them out early! Here's the list, verbatim for those who don't want to read grade school handwriting:


1) nice hand writing
2) cutness
3) likes Parents
4) not living with Parents
5) good maners
6) good artist
7) dresses well
8) takes You to nice Places
9) nice Place
10) likes Children/wants children
11) nice Jewelry
12) listens
13) don't Pick Your nose
14) No kissing on first date
15) marry Some one who respects you
16) Smart
17) good cook
18) has a good job
19) always happy
20) clean
21) respect diffrent religens
22) last name not weird
23) very fun
24) makes you laugh
25) eats healthy
26) takes care of body
27) doesn't tattletale
28) brushes teeth and floss
29) likes YOUR job
30) take care of pet





Conspicuously absent is the corresponding list of what these girls bring to the table.







PS: 10 bucks says these two grow up to be enthusiastic riders of the