I had a mother tell me a story of how her son got in trouble in kindergarten for pinching a girl's ass. I said if I was the father, I'd give him a fist bump, but make sure to tell him that he needs to be careful about where he does that sort of stuff. She got all huffy about it. I responded by saying "Hey, at least you know he's not a fag."
10/14/15: The day I learned that convicted terrorists are treated with more human dignity than veterans.