You are falling for this hook line and sinker. Just the phrase 'feels like fucking magic unicorns on ecstasy pills' is a dead giveaway she is using her guuurl power snark humor.
Plus, she is so excited about free shots and beer. I've known cute girls who could get airlifted to Bora Bora every month if they wanted to. Different league that a cute girl would never waste time on the Internet writing about.
In fact, the whole premise of this article is ugly, bloated hot air. Hopefully this future spinster finds herself a nice flaccid beta wiener to stuff in her mouth and plug the regurgitation.
Plus, she is so excited about free shots and beer. I've known cute girls who could get airlifted to Bora Bora every month if they wanted to. Different league that a cute girl would never waste time on the Internet writing about.
In fact, the whole premise of this article is ugly, bloated hot air. Hopefully this future spinster finds herself a nice flaccid beta wiener to stuff in her mouth and plug the regurgitation.