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(11-05-2013 01:47 PM)Hades Wrote:  

I cracked up hard reading this
15 could be something like "Monologue about Huey Lewis and the News to a disinterested bystander".

Haha yeah, or
"15. Gently massage a layer of 3Lab Super Eye Treatment followed by a foundation of SK-II Ultimate Revival Cream, and then to finish, an hour of Guerlain 'Orchidee Imeriale' mask.