[SeanBateman]

I have made the mistake of chopping jalapeños while making dinner and not washing my hands afterword, followed by a terribly painful burning sensation on both my dick and my girlfriend-the-time's vagina when we starting fooling around after dinner. Not a joke, it was awful. And it happened on two separate occasions. You would think that I learned my lesson the first time. It was like being maced in the crotch.