Quote: (09-20-2013 05:30 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:
You could have so much fun with this.
*Walks to a nearby park*
"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest pet shop is?"
"No, I'm sorry I can't help"
"I've been looking everywhere and my mobile phone data isn't working"
"Why don't you ask someone else?"
*THEN turn my back and begin furiously wanking
Just walk around with your dick in your hand at all times and see how long it takes people to notice