[Therapsid]

In all seriousness - any woman who regularly goes to work wearing a thong is open to cheating on her husband. And probably has done so already.

It's as simple as that. There are a minority of genuinely faithful women out there, even in Godforsaken America, and they don't expose their ass cheeks like this at work.

The good news is, aside from the legal and financial consequences, the husband can take this as an invite to bang new girls on the side.