Normally I wouldn't address a fool like this, but I will.
"I'm annoyed by pretentious stuff here about Las Vegas"
Then you are annoyed about Las Vegas. Las Vegas is probably the most "pretentious" city in America.
"It's 115 degrees in the summer - drink lots of water and eat light."
Right here you can tell this guy has no idea what he is talking about. Las Vegas in summer is hell on earth. Good move there, squeaky.
"Learn blackjack basic strategy from cards at the gift shop or internet."
Great low profile tip. This is some strong stuff.
"For deals on hotels, shows, pool parties, etc., go to the lasvegasadvisor.com Top Ten list. The best deals are downtown/off-strip. But stay on/near the strip attractions to avoid wasted time."
I understand you are on a budget. Maybe you should take a trip to Zanesville, OH instead.
"My Vegas stripper friends will ask you to stay for lapdances until their shift ends so they can leave with you. Ultimately they always get emergency phone calls about a sick kid."
Says the guy with no Gentleman's Club Game.
"By then your credit card will be maxed out."
Re-read The G Manifesto. Always use CASH, sneezy.
"If you avoid strippers, escorts, and thoughtless gambling, then Vegas can be a great cheap vacation."
Also it will be cheap if you don't drink, don't eat at nice restaurants and don't tip. Great advice.
"You mean the Australian computer nerd"
Where do people get this stuff? I have been to Australia once in my life.
""I only take casinos money-they never take ... my ... $3Gs"? Somebody tell him James Bond didn't frequent strip clubs, and gambled a lot more than $3,000!"
Not sure where you are pulling this stuff from. And just so you know, James Bond was a fictional character.
Now, bring some real Data next time you post. Don't make me smack you around again.
In the mean time, have fun at the buffet at Circus Circus.
"I'm annoyed by pretentious stuff here about Las Vegas"
Then you are annoyed about Las Vegas. Las Vegas is probably the most "pretentious" city in America.
"It's 115 degrees in the summer - drink lots of water and eat light."
Right here you can tell this guy has no idea what he is talking about. Las Vegas in summer is hell on earth. Good move there, squeaky.
"Learn blackjack basic strategy from cards at the gift shop or internet."
Great low profile tip. This is some strong stuff.
"For deals on hotels, shows, pool parties, etc., go to the lasvegasadvisor.com Top Ten list. The best deals are downtown/off-strip. But stay on/near the strip attractions to avoid wasted time."
I understand you are on a budget. Maybe you should take a trip to Zanesville, OH instead.
"My Vegas stripper friends will ask you to stay for lapdances until their shift ends so they can leave with you. Ultimately they always get emergency phone calls about a sick kid."
Says the guy with no Gentleman's Club Game.
"By then your credit card will be maxed out."
Re-read The G Manifesto. Always use CASH, sneezy.
"If you avoid strippers, escorts, and thoughtless gambling, then Vegas can be a great cheap vacation."
Also it will be cheap if you don't drink, don't eat at nice restaurants and don't tip. Great advice.
"You mean the Australian computer nerd"
Where do people get this stuff? I have been to Australia once in my life.
""I only take casinos money-they never take ... my ... $3Gs"? Somebody tell him James Bond didn't frequent strip clubs, and gambled a lot more than $3,000!"
Not sure where you are pulling this stuff from. And just so you know, James Bond was a fictional character.
Now, bring some real Data next time you post. Don't make me smack you around again.
In the mean time, have fun at the buffet at Circus Circus.