reframe it
"sure we can be friends.. i love it, girls get so comfortable with me then that they allow me to do anything.. for the friendship of course.. sharing is caring"
or
"friendzone.. haha.. you don't want to be in my friendzone ever.. last girl i was friends with ended up being heartbroken and miserable for a year.. she shared too many secrets with me and felt soooo comfortable in my arms.. she had a BF then but there was all this chemistry between us.. and she couldn't stop thinking about me while being with her BF.. so we realized we had to have sex this one last time so that i could be normal and she could forget about our chemistry and continue her relationship.. but then she wanted to be with me and dumped her BF while I found myself a GF.. after that she was devastated.. i'd love to be friends with you"
"sure we can be friends.. i love it, girls get so comfortable with me then that they allow me to do anything.. for the friendship of course.. sharing is caring"
or
"friendzone.. haha.. you don't want to be in my friendzone ever.. last girl i was friends with ended up being heartbroken and miserable for a year.. she shared too many secrets with me and felt soooo comfortable in my arms.. she had a BF then but there was all this chemistry between us.. and she couldn't stop thinking about me while being with her BF.. so we realized we had to have sex this one last time so that i could be normal and she could forget about our chemistry and continue her relationship.. but then she wanted to be with me and dumped her BF while I found myself a GF.. after that she was devastated.. i'd love to be friends with you"