[Nonpareil]

Too many varaibles left out.

What does she look like?
Is she feminine or did she attempt to be witty and ironic?
How many times did she say 'You know, I don't usually do this...'?
Did she pump fake on the check?
Is she bisexual?
Did she throw up shit test after shit test?
Did she check her texts in your presence?

And so on and so forth.

Anal on the first date is a keeper, for a few weeks at least.