Don't piss on a fire hydrant (friends spent the night in jail for that one). Actually don't piss anywhere visible from the street.
Don't steal from people's houses. You will be attacked with bats, shovels, and/or 40's (personally seen all 3).
Don't sit on the curb at night. Cops will assume you're too drunk to stand. Usually they're right.
Don't forget to wrap up!
Don't steal from people's houses. You will be attacked with bats, shovels, and/or 40's (personally seen all 3).
Don't sit on the curb at night. Cops will assume you're too drunk to stand. Usually they're right.
Don't forget to wrap up!