[Quintus Flaminius]

Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?

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This isnt paranormal creepy but I could only imagine my dads reaction.

Backstory: my dad works for the Canadian military and went overseas and cross country often due to his job.

One day he came back and when he was home, saw me drawing a family picture. He points at the man in the picture and asks if that is him and I say "that's the man that mommy let's sleep in your place when you aren't here" to which he replied "one second sweetie, mommy and I have to go have a long talk"

Tl;dr I snitched to my dad about my mom's not-so-secret sexual deviant side.