[porscheguy]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/03...de=2408057

I have never seen a hamster so strong.

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"So on the real, what would you do?" the former "Teen Mom" star asks in the video. "You have been a single mom for four years, off and on, dating loser-ass boys who always try and sell information riding the cock carousel with alphas who spit quality game and refused to commit to raising my bastard, lie to you, manipulate you.

But this line takes the cake.

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You have just realized you are an awesome person and you deserve someone."

So you allow yourself to get assfucked during your debut porn scene and think this will help you land the perfect husband?

She continued:

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"Now that you're 21, you've pretty much been crying every night because you are single and alone. So, you make your own video, celebrate your awesome body (and) get your own sexy shots.

I don't know what to say. Oh yeah, I do know what to say. The video gets released tomorrow and will likely be on free porn tube sites within hours of its official release.