The issue is you're giving them a straight answer...
When they ask this again reply with ANY one of these below:
I live in the north pole, I rent a room from Santa Claus
A few blocks away from you ( with a cheeky smile )
I live in an apartment above the pub
When they ask this again reply with ANY one of these below:
I live in the north pole, I rent a room from Santa Claus
A few blocks away from you ( with a cheeky smile )
I live in an apartment above the pub