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Cuba

Armchair Theoretician just posted some excellent info about Cuba as a comment on one of Roosh's blog entrys. I thought everybody needed to see it, so maybe they could even write a bit about their own experience from what sounds like a pretty cool place.

Has anybody succesfully been 'shoring' on Cuba?

Is there no way to get around the 'tourist currency'?


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Cuba:
Well, first of all, research a lot on travel forums before you go there and keep in mind that Cuba is a completely unstable destination. The club that is hot today can be closed tomorrow. The city where the police didn’t care about gringos hanging out with girls yesterday might be crawling with enforcers today. The place you booked might be unavailable as you arrive and so on.

Technically, as a foreigner you are not even allowed to hang out with cubans for whatever reason but nobody really cares unless you are a fat old sex tourist. And even they are usually left alone. You will never get into trouble but the girl might.

Stay away from hotels. They are expensive and you would need to bribe the guards to get your girl in as it is illegal. Stay in a so called Casa Particular (family owned Bed & Breakfast). Most casas now allow only one gf per stay so ask around or try an arrangement with the owner. Or bang your multiple girls elsewhere.

Cuba is dirt poor, people make only $20 per month officially. So semi-pro p4p is very big. If you want super easy bangs just wing around with your casa owner and have him ask any random chick you like for some p4p action. Yes, it’s that simple. They will more often than not agree, more so if you’re young and good looking. Now I never did p4p in Cuba but even regular gf’s you will have to invite, pay dinner as everybody is poor. There is no real middle or upper class, except for the politburo. Havana is cool for a few days but expensive and the Habaneros will always try to cheat and scam you. The countryside is more laid back, cheaper and friendlier. But you need good spanish for best results.

Nitelife can be hit or miss. Clubs in Havana are usually full of hardcore hookers and some of them are unbelievably hot. You can try to bed them without paying but it should be a nuisance. A hooker is still a hooker, all over the world. Better stay with the regular good girls. It’s best to make cuban friends and go to private parties. If you’re a good looking gringo with at least some decent game girls will be all over you and you should have the time of your life. They love to dance and party and fuck.

But Cuba is a land of surprises where nothing actually works out the way you planned before. Just stay cool and adapt. Expect the unexpected.

There is a special hard currency for tourists and imported goods pegged to the dollar, the Peso Convertible. Expect to pay minimum $25 for lodging and at least another $30 per day for food, travel, activities. The big downside is that you pay relatively high prices for lower quality as you would get elsewhere. From what I heard, Cuba was a complete fuckfest in the 90’s. A real sex heaven, but things have changed. Sex tourism and police crackdowns spoiled things a bit. It’s still a place for lots and lots of fun though.

If you’re a US citizen make sure your DHS gestapo doesn’t find out you went there.

As for mulatas, good alternatives are Colombia, Brazil and the Dominican Republic. The DR is basically a capitalist carbon copy of Cuba, though cubanas are much more educated and less spoiled and more sultry.

Cuba can be fun if you know its special rules, if not it can be a headache. If you just want fun, sun and tropical beaches go elsewhere.
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