[Skotch]

Foreign girls are so much better. I've been living in Japan for a few years now and every day I'm amazed at the quality of the women. They're the flake queens of the world, but they don't sleep around much, they pay their share, they wear high heels all the time, they always try to look their best, and they'll do nice things for you even before you bang them. I'd go as far as to say a Japanese 7 is an American 9.