Do you want your funeral to be sad? I don't. I want people to have a good time when I die. I can't have have some shitty gospel music playing. Fuck that! I don't even want my showing held in a church/funeral home, too stuffy and uptight. I'm thinking my money should be spent by showing me in a nice ass suit in a ballroom with an open bar, full catering, and dancers. Sure this is somewhat grandiose, but it's my fucking funeral.
Here's song number one.