[el mechanico]

(10-29-2012 07:02 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(10-29-2012 06:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-29-2012 06:25 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Best countries/cities to find sugar mamas?

Japan maybe?

In America - Napa Valley, California?

I almost pulled a saber-toothed tiger with a porsche down in Monterey Bay earlier this year. She used to be a model and was carrying some serious sex appeal. She opened me and then my buddy was trying to game her and she came to a new venue with us. I was pimping a cigar in my fedora, as usual, and she pulled me aside and asked me to go smoke with her.

Conversation was heating up and she told me she lived down the street. My buddy came outside and cockblocked so hard that she got mad and simply turned around and walked off.

There's a reason I don't hang out with that dude anymore...Could be living it up in Monterey right now.

To be honest, I get opened by cougars so often I ought to just post up in a town full of rich people and hang out in wine bars.

Where did that happen? I used to live there.

One of the regular bars downtown - Mucky Duck maybe - don't remember. I think the only reason there was a cougar in there was because we showed up early evening before the college crowds. She was standing at the bar getting hit on by the bartender and a couple older guys.

I think she opened me with a comment about my style - rocking the fedora and peacoat - and then told me I had nice eyes. We were originally talking to her about hooking her up with homeboy's dad but after a couple beers second guessed that decision. lol Then we moved across the street to that Irish bar later on. This is where cockblocking commenced later on.

If anything like that happens again isolate and get her off alvarado st asap. Ride to Carmel for the insta date.
I could write 1000 pages on crazy Monterey cougars.