[el mechanico]

(10-29-2012 06:25 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Best countries/cities to find sugar mamas?

Japan maybe?

In America - Napa Valley, California?

I almost pulled a saber-toothed tiger with a porsche down in Monterey Bay earlier this year. She used to be a model and was carrying some serious sex appeal. She opened me and then my buddy was trying to game her and she came to a new venue with us. I was pimping a cigar in my fedora, as usual, and she pulled me aside and asked me to go smoke with her.

Conversation was heating up and she told me she lived down the street. My buddy came outside and cockblocked so hard that she got mad and simply turned around and walked off.

There's a reason I don't hang out with that dude anymore...Could be living it up in Monterey right now.

To be honest, I get opened by cougars so often I ought to just post up in a town full of rich people and hang out in wine bars.

Where did that happen? I used to live there.