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(10-22-2012 12:09 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

I think you'd have better luck at a gay bar where there are more straight girls, the vibe is likely to be more upbeat and clubby and there's no competition at all for the girls who are there. From experience gay dudes don't cockblock much; I suspect lesbians are much more likely to cockblock, especially if you're picking up on their 'turf'.

Sounds like a great idea, right?

I had the same one a while ago, so I asked a gay friend of mine if I could join him on the next weekend when he goes out. After all, films and popular culture teach us that many gay guys have heterosexual girls in their friend circle, who are fed up with being approached by all the assholes and creepy dudes and just want to go out, dance and have fun with their girls.
Lots of girls, party vibe, alcohol, no competition ---->pussy paradise!
Oh, the horror...

So we arrived at the first venue, a very popular gay bar. First thought: If these gay guys were into pussy they could get laid just by standing around and wait for girls to approach them. No homo, but I swear they all looked like fitness models. However, one girl, fat, probably a lesbian. Venue change to the most popular gay club in the city. It was wild. Huge muscular and half-naked dudes on the dancefloor, rubbing oil on each other, grinding, you get it.
The things we do for pussy...
To make a long story short, four girls in the club. One, average looking, was in a relationship with two bisexual dudes, all three of them constantly making out with each other. Two lesbians, not femme. One girl, good looking, was in fact a guy. Don´t worry, I didn´t have to find out the hard way. He/She/It wasn´t into guys.
I got approached numerous times myself. You know what? Gay guys don´t have game. They don´t need it. Most of them are unbelievably direct and it works for them. As I was about to leave, two guys offered me a threesome. I politely declined.

In summary the stereotype of gay bars being a good pick up venue isn´t true for Austria at least. I´m quite sure it´s different in the States though.
Oh, and don´t even try to get into a lesbian bar here. These bitches are ridiculously intolerant towards men in general. The gay guys don´t mind lesbians partying with them, but the other way round? No way.