Quote: (09-27-2012 10:51 PM)Bronan the Barbarian! Wrote:
Damn dude, your ex is one sick bunny-boiling bitch. I'd call the phone company and block her number.
Thought about the mid-text fuck thing for a while and came up with a great solution:
Blow a load on her phone.
Fuck that. I'd grab her phone and run it up her sweaty ass crack and see if she still wanted to put her fingers on it.