Nature invented an amazing, eternal barometer that forever destroys fat acceptance. This device is so accurate it's like a built-in lie detector test for men.
This device is called...the human penis. Perhaps you've heard of it. I've studied it in biology classes. Here is a fascinating thing I learned.
It works very simply. When it senses thin, lithe, sexy females it rises. When it senses fat lards in goes down. Up>down. Pretty cool device, huh?
There is an emergency system to get this device to work under trying circumstances. It's called "blue pills." But why put drugs in your body just because women put fatty foods in theirs?
Scientific conclusion: There will never, ever be fat acceptance so long as men are in possession of the aforementioned barometric device. Now you know why feminists want to castrate men and ruin this device. They resent its simple honesty. Which means they hate all that is beautiful, and natural about humans. Sad!
This device is called...the human penis. Perhaps you've heard of it. I've studied it in biology classes. Here is a fascinating thing I learned.
It works very simply. When it senses thin, lithe, sexy females it rises. When it senses fat lards in goes down. Up>down. Pretty cool device, huh?
There is an emergency system to get this device to work under trying circumstances. It's called "blue pills." But why put drugs in your body just because women put fatty foods in theirs?
Scientific conclusion: There will never, ever be fat acceptance so long as men are in possession of the aforementioned barometric device. Now you know why feminists want to castrate men and ruin this device. They resent its simple honesty. Which means they hate all that is beautiful, and natural about humans. Sad!