[Screwston]

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A woman wrote this and she showed it to her husband to make herself feel better for giving Bill, her husband's brother, a handjob at the fair. She had half a glass of wine and wasn't herself anymore, of course. As she was an administrative worker the University of Montana, she was given the task of writing the sexual misconduct policy. Writing this story up in the policy seemed like a great way to justify and clarify this story to her husband. After all, it was now part of an official sexual misconduct policy that cleared her of any guilt. Amanda had been given the task of writing up said polucy specifically because she had a lot of experience with rape. She had filed over 5 rape charges against 4 different men before, in college alone. She became notorious among coworkers for her women's sexual rights advocacy after getting three board members fired after giving them oral sex in the bathrooms all at the same time. It was rape, of course, as she only said to be hungry for a gallon of cum because she finished the bottom of her husband's whiskey the night before so she was clearly drunk and thus taken advantage of.

Her husband, Terry, shot himself in the head a year later after 'Amanda' wrote a new paragraph for The University of Montana sexual misconduct policy, where she explained how getting trainfukked by three men after eating a small portion of champagne sorbet was also deemed rape and it was officially 'totally not cheating'.