Quote: (08-12-2012 10:01 AM)Gmac Wrote:
So I guess if your wife is still throwing up after swallowing your sperm while pregnant, maybe it's not your kid?
I can just imagine how that would go down.
*Watching her puke*
You: "You've been cheating, haven't you."
Her: "What??? No!! This is your baby!! How dare you even suggest that!!"
*Test results come back... Not your child*
Her: "How did you know?"
You: "You puked after giving me head."
*Ensuing confusion*