The penis is cruel, and its love of irony is great. So often in life you will have a glasscutting boner when it could embarrass you. Sitting down for 45 minutes on a Southwest flight gives you wood like you were getting a tandem BJ from underwear models. Then the person in the window seat makes you get up so they can take a piss. Days later, when you've finally had that perfect streak of luck and are about to get the SNL with a hot piece of ass-- no boner. It’s like if Batman kept walking in on you while you were taking a shit, but when you were getting the crap kicked out of you by thugs he was nowhere to be found.
You either gotta tell the girl to suck off your flaccid member, or accept defeat for the moment, knowing that after a night of half-sleep naked and entwined your cock will rise anew with the dawn to slay the pussy without mercy.
You either gotta tell the girl to suck off your flaccid member, or accept defeat for the moment, knowing that after a night of half-sleep naked and entwined your cock will rise anew with the dawn to slay the pussy without mercy.
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