some of them are pretty good, but others are pretty bad.
"it's complicate being me" sounds very attention seeking/needy imo
any attempt to brag or even ironically brag on Facebook looks kinda lame.
for instance; "Doesn't have a garden, but i still keep a hoe around" sounds really try-hard and lame.
i like "Last night I dreamt I ate a 5 kg marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone."
Facebook player is kind of an oxymoron though lol. but if it works for you then good for you.
"it's complicate being me" sounds very attention seeking/needy imo
any attempt to brag or even ironically brag on Facebook looks kinda lame.
for instance; "Doesn't have a garden, but i still keep a hoe around" sounds really try-hard and lame.
i like "Last night I dreamt I ate a 5 kg marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone."
Facebook player is kind of an oxymoron though lol. but if it works for you then good for you.
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