[Jackhammer]

Was on the NJTransit train from NYC back to Hamilton, NJ. I was sitting in the handicap compartment by myself when a cute Brazilian girl sits a few seats down from me. She was talking on her phone and when she got off I asked her if she was Russian (Portuguese sounds Russian to me I guess!) We start talking a bit (her accent was thick so it was hard to have a flowing conversation) and some huge fat fuck sits right in between us. This interrupts the conversation and she goes back talking on her phone. My stop comes up a few minutes later, and I get off without digits in hand. I imagine pummeling her tan ass as I angrily walk to my car and proceed to drive like an asshole back to South Jersey.