Quote: (02-02-2013 12:01 PM)His Imperial Majesty Wrote:
Now guys, what would you do in this spot?
"Seriously? Look, I understand that you've a low self-esteem and because of this, you've taken to eating comfort foods, adding grossly unnecessary weight in unsavory parts of your body, but there really is no need to be jealous that the the slimmer, more fit, more attractive women in your party are getting more attention than you are. It's very unbecoming, and that's not saying that any amount of charm could overcome the extra 30 or so pounds of fat you are carrying around your waistline and in your ass. I'm just saying, you're not winning any points by being fat and a total cunt."
If that doesn't work, you could always fall back on:
Why don't you play hide-and-go fuck yourself?