One time when I was in college me and my friend and some other people from our floor(we were freshmen at the time) went out to some semi-formal party. Anyway our whole plan had been to just get as wasted as possible and have a good time. There was chick there from our floor who was probably one of the hottest on our floor, but Playboy usually ranked our campus as one of the worst looking so its not really saying much.
Any way I had a pretty good buzz going but this girl just kept bothering me, and not in a flirty I want your dick sort of way either. Eventually I had enough and I just looked her straight in the eyes and said "You are not hot enough to be talking to me like this." Needless to say her jaw hit the floor. No more grief from her ever again.
Any way I had a pretty good buzz going but this girl just kept bothering me, and not in a flirty I want your dick sort of way either. Eventually I had enough and I just looked her straight in the eyes and said "You are not hot enough to be talking to me like this." Needless to say her jaw hit the floor. No more grief from her ever again.