Straight razor recommendations? How about . . .
(1) Be sure you're calm and collected and in a safe environment before shaving your pubic hair with one;
(2) Steel yourself before seeing any of the various stage or screen versions of the Sweeney Todd story;
(3) Consider entirely avoiding seeing Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí's 1929 surrealist short film Un chien andalou (An Andalusian Dog).
(1) Be sure you're calm and collected and in a safe environment before shaving your pubic hair with one;
(2) Steel yourself before seeing any of the various stage or screen versions of the Sweeney Todd story;
(3) Consider entirely avoiding seeing Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí's 1929 surrealist short film Un chien andalou (An Andalusian Dog).