Quote: (03-16-2012 10:46 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:
inb4 a report comes out that Santorum's wife also did porn.
While that might have been said as a joke, I am begining to believe that Santorum's war against abortion and porn all stem from the fact that he is still pissed that his wife was getting dicked down by this older player before he came along.
For those of you who don't know the story, before the wife hooked up with Santorum, she was shacked up with this Obstetrician/Abortion doctor who was 43 YEARS OLDER THAN HER. Not only was this guy 43 years older than her, HE DELIVERED HER, so he had known her all of her life.
Essentially, when Santorum's wife was a 22 year old nursing student, she was looking for a place to rent. Her parents recommended that she call the abortion doctor who was renting out his basement, since he was both a friend of her dad and the man who delivered her. What could go wrong? HAHAHA
THE FIRST FUCKING NIGHT she moved in she came upstairs to his room because she was "scared", and didn't leave for years. Yep, this 63 year old doctor was boning this 22 year old nursing student that he helped bring into the world. After the doctor was done pounding her for 5 years straight, Rick Santorum got what was left over.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/20...riend.html