[dk902]

The only time girls have ever asked me this is when I've been in that kind of environment, i.e. a gay bar.

But then I find most girls can pick up pretty much if you're gay or not by your body language and a few other cues.

Comebacks I've used for 'Are you gay?'

: What do you think? - with a smile on your face let her look you up and down..

: Let's find out...then you can kiss her providing there's existing attraction.

I did the 'let's find out' on two friends on a dancefloor once. I kissed them both one after the other, I was secretly hoping I had created a threesome, but all I created was jealousy and got neither of them that night..

Or you can counter any potential one with the all conquering: Does That Make Me Beta™? Retort.